Born Sexy Tomorrow
Description
Blaze Galaxy, a reckless renegade spaceman rogue, lives by his own rules. Fighting, feasting, and f-uh, fostering human-alien relationships from planet to planet, he fears nothing...except commitment. His current mission: to save the human race from certain extinction (again). Just another Wednesday, really. Until he accidentally awakens J-450n, an (adorable) assassin cyborg created by a race of perverted aliens, whose prime objective is to eliminate human life. Only J-450n's been programmed to imprint upon the first living being that he sees... Join Blaze Galaxy and J-450n as they pew pew their way through the galaxy, dancing in cantinas, warring with stars, battling galacticas, and fleeing from Blaze's crippling emotional problems at the speed of light. Source: Tapas
Chapters (34)
- in Print!
- Chapter 33
- Season 1 Finale, Part Two
- Season 1 Finale, Part One
- WheeeeeeeeOOOOOOweeeeeOOOOO
- Humanity's Hero's Hero
- My Mom Says I Have the Cheekbones for Leadership
- The Hostage Market Is So Unpredictable These Days
- Maybe I Do, Maybe I Don't
- Sticker Winners!
- I Totally Forgot How Scary He Was
- Inksgiving!
- It's Just My Asshole Ex
- He's Not Mine, I Swear
- Questions and Answers #2
- Thinking of Baes Gone By
- Remember To Tip Your Waitstaff
- Deep & Meaningful
- Calling in a Favor
- Questions and Answers #1
- Don't Even Dream About It
- Commitment Issues
- Spaceghetti for the Soul
- Between a Rock & a Hard Place
- Fatally Flawless
- In and Out. Easy.
- Shoot First, Hug Later
- Vicky's Delivery Service
- The Great Smoke-Off
- Glaze to the Rescue
- Surprise Me
- Mission...Accomplished
- Objective: Kill All Humans
- Awakening